Obama's Version of The Ten Commandments

I saw the following posted on a T-shirt the other day.   It is obvious that our President lives according to his own set of Ten Commandments.  These certainly aren't the Ten Commandments that I learned in Sunday School but they do seem appropriate for Obama and his administration. 

The Ten Commandments According to Obama

Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me.  For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One.  (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate)

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore

Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public).  Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama

Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy

Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for.  They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money

Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby.  For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby

Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican.  Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven fo all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed

Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office.  Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives

Thou shalt not discriminate against they neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian

Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary.  I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.

It is said that the best humor has a twinge of truth to it, peppered with a bit of exaggeration and/or untruth.  You may not find this parody of the Ten Commandments very funny because, sadly enough, I believe it rings too true of our exceptionally narcissistic President and some of his blind followers. If you think I am kidding, read the following exerpt from an Obama "lemming" in Minnesota last week.  If you change just a few words that this man, Pat Tulo, used to praise Obama, it is very close to some prayers that I have heard uttered at the dining room table and by bedside at night.

"Hello, Mr. President.  I’m Pat Tulo (ph) from Cannon Falls Township. 

First, I want to echo the sentiments of those who have spoken before me in praising you and thanking you for all of your efforts and all the things that you’ve tried to do during probably one of the most difficult situations faced by any president in the face of unreasonable obstruction and opposition.  So thank you."

Excuse me please.  I have to go to the bathroom now.  My stomach is feeling very queasy after reading that statement again and I am afraid I may vomit.